GENITAL JOUSTING ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER MOVIE

As soon as the game releases, every single 'games journalist' out there will be jizzing- yes, literally jizzing at my feet.' Except there are no cows in the game, so I guess you won't stop drawing lines! And believe you me. You're gonna be drawing lines 'til the cows come home. Also, you know how Professor Layton has a large variety of puzzles? Nope! Lines. 'The Witness,' I can imagine he'd start, 'Is Professor Layton, only with no story.

Since this will never happen, now I can only find joy in pretending I was in an elevator with Jonathan Blow. I want to hear Jonathan Blow's elevator pitch for The Witness before having played the Witness. I would have liked to have been in an elevator with Jonathan Blow sometime between 2011 and one week ago. I have never been in an elevator with Jonathan Blow. These five dudes are just gonna play Contagion Now instead of fend off an alien invasion He's the champ of the Earth and that's pretty damn groovy

GENITAL JOUSTING ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER MOVIE

He's not a part of the team but he is in the movie He could start in Taiwan and in five minutes be hereĪnd he'll even show up with a 6-pack of beer Now he's got super boots and he runs really fast This one is lazy, at least he was in the past Or just use that power to check out some boobies He can use Xray vision to go spelunking for rubies That made this poor dummy a whole lot wiser He has a bad mustache but a really cool visor He'll blow you to bits with his Lazer attack There's a gun on his hand, so if you try to fight back He'll steal your girlfriend and he's rather rude This one takes selfies, so listen up dudes His defensive shield kicks things up a notchĪnd deflects all the bullects right back into your crotch Put your hands together if you want to clap If you know the words you can join in too So they're finally here, saving planets for you Rainbow Six Siege - Terrorist Hunt Part 2 The loose teeth? The hunting party? Nope. On the other hand, Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter don't have any sort of name for the fans. Rather than fight, all the G1s start dancing to the music and get slaughtered. What are you supposed to do for G1s G1s, have fun Craig shouts that, then Chad pulls out a DJ turntable and drops the phattest of beats. ATTAAAAAACK!' and then CrewAttack charges at their enemies. Let's say there's a Rooster Teeth battle of four armies, with Rooster Teeth, Achievement Hunter, Funhaus, and ScrewAttack.Ĭraig is leading the ScrewAttack army and lets out his fierce battle cry. You ScrewAttack fans are called G1s, right Have y'all ever thought about going by The Screw Crew instead Or maybe CrewAttack CrewAttack would be totally useful. Now it's time for the ScrewAttack crew to do the same. You've witnessed Achievement Hunter and Funhaus keep talking until they all explode over and over again.

Genital jousting achievement hunter